"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if……" — Peter Griffin

"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."

— Peter Griffin

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37 Quotes by Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin has 37 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that…
I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal…
If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take…
Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her,…
Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the…
That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the…
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.
Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No…
Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg,…

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Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of… — Hannah Arendt
A Boss in Heaven is the best excuse for a boss on earth, therefore If God did exist, he would… — Mikhail Bakunin
Excuse the mess but we live here. — Roseanne Barr
Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse yourself. — Henry Ward Beecher
The real man is one who always finds excuses for others, but never excuses himself. — Henry Ward Beecher
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure. — Ambrose Bierce
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce
Christ's crucifix shall be made an excuse for executing criminals. — William Blake
Any excuse will serve a tyrant. — Aesop
The politics of partisanship and the resulting inaction and excuses have paralyzed decision-making, primarily at the federal level, and the… — Michael Bloomberg
I learnt to stop fantasising about the perfect job or the perfect relationship because that can actually be an excuse… — Alain de Botton
The financial crisis should not become an excuse to raise taxes, which would only undermine the economic growth required to… — George W. Bush

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