Refrigerator Quotes

145 quotes by 134 authors

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing… — Roseanne Barr
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at… — Joey Adams
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares.… — Erma Bombeck
My mom had Julia Child and 'The Fannie Farmer Cookbook' on top of the refrigerator, and she had a small repertoire of French dishes. — Anthony Bourdain
Last year, I made a refrigerator in my basement. And I needed to because I needed to figure how - you know there is no… — Alton Brown
My refrigerator is powerful. In fact, it has a direct link to my overall well-being. — Kris Carr
These kids [of the current generation] have no fear of technology ... sort of like I have no fear of a refrigerator. — Don Tapscott
[Answering whether there was life in other worlds, he said there probably was.] After all, there's plenty of unearthly looking things moving around in my… — Pete Conrad
The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little. — Prince William
I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of… — Adam Sandler
I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit… — Dustin Diamond
We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator. — Judy Gold
I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on. — Debbie Reynolds
For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes.… — Cheryl Hines
For me, the scariest thing about a serial killer is that there's somebody who lives next door to you, running power tools late into the… — David Fincher
Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism. — Edward Abbey
Moving around is good for creativity: the next line of dialogue that you desperately need may well be waiting in the back of the refrigerator… — Will Shetterly
No security guard can stop a refrigerator falling off a skyscraper. — Jadakiss
Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator. — Tim Barber
I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs to the point… — Tim Cook

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