"My middle finger gets a boner when I…" — Superman

"My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you."

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3,522 Quotes by Superman

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I'm not who you think I am. In fact, my disguise is so thin I'm surprised you haven't seen right…
I've known you long enough to know you try not to let your feelings show. Lately when I hold you…
Cause I like you, but I know you don't know it. I like you soo much, I talk to everyone…
Throughout all of this confusion, I hope I somehow get to you. I practice all the things I'd say to…
I have so much that I want to say to you, but I can't say a word. only you will…
Why can't I just tell you how I feel? That you're constantly on my mind...that I'm crazy about you. Maybe…
If I were an actor I could be someone, someone who'd always know the right things to say. But as…
I have to tell you something, something that will change everything forever...but I don't know how to tell it to…
I'm just a part of the scenery, like an old shoe or a rug that you walk on every day…
I want to tell you my heart is filled with things to say when you are here. All those words…
Love changes everything. It changes what you feel and what you do. What would you say to me if I…
You'll never realize, because I'll never tell you, that I love you.

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Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to… — C.D. Payne
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever? — Adam Carolla
On True Blood -- I've never told anybody this -- but I was so nervous and then I was so… — Lizzy Caplan
Without a boner sex would be point-less. — Nikhil Saluja
Life is like a boner, long and hard — Jensen Mowbray
Dudeeee you just gave me a lady boner!! xD o.o I'm fucked up! XD — Patience
Be thankful you're alive, have as much sex as possible. Because you will be a full on boner soon. — Jeremy Limn
I got a boner. — Snooki
It smells like vanilla in Aria. Instant boner. — Matthew Lush
Taylor Gang or feel Santa Claus' boner when you sit on his lap as he warmly grins at you. — Taylor Gang
Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner. — Nick Swardson
I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after… — RJ Berger

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