"My middle finger gets a boner whenever I…" — Ted

"My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you."

— Ted

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Be thankful you're alive, have as much sex as possible. Because you will be a full on boner soon. — Jeremy Limn
I got a boner. — Snooki
It smells like vanilla in Aria. Instant boner. — Matthew Lush
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Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner. — Nick Swardson

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