Ted Quotes
- Ted is keeping it real.
- My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.
- Im literally my own best friend. I have inside jokes with myself, sometimes Ill start laughing out loud at how funny I am.
- When somebody says f-ck my life... I say life may f-ck you and walkway
- You know what this bitch denied me man but you know what I said to her, fuck you and fuck yolo my motto is fish…
- Love this movie hahahahaha
- Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.