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Finger Quotes by Ted
- My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.
- Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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- If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja
- Lao Tsu always points a finger directly to us. He says we must begin with ourselves. It's impossible to bring order into… — Frederick Lenz
- A citizen at his home in Rockford, Illinois, or Boulder, Colorado, could read a newspaper, listen to a radio, or watch the… — Jeff Greenfield
- One lie about God which we have heard said on T.V. is when someone says God made a mistake. We must not… — Babloo
- Having made a sufficient opening to admit my finger into the abdomen, I passed it between the intestines to the spine, and… — Astley Cooper
- I am perfectly convinced that whatever the gospels are they are not legends. I have read a great deal of legend and… — C.S. Lewis
- Dreams like a podcast, Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff." "Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else… — Rick Riordan
- I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words… — Scott Adams