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Middle Quotes by Ted
- My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.
- Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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- If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja
- The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the other classes. — Aristotle
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- A tragedy is a representation of an action that is whole and complete and of a certain magnitude. A whole is what… — Aristotle
- For centuries, the Muslims were able to co-exist perfectly well with Jews and Christians in the Middle East. — Karen Armstrong
- I keep sailing on in this middle passage. I am sailing into the wind and the dark. But I am doing my… — Arthur Ashe
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- I'd rather have huge success and huge failures than travel in the middle of the road. — Kevyn Aucoin