"Life is like a boner, long and hard" — Jensen Mowbray
"Life is like a boner, long and hard"
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- Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to… — C.D. Payne
- That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever? — Adam Carolla
- On True Blood -- I've never told anybody this -- but I was so nervous and then I was so… — Lizzy Caplan
- Without a boner sex would be point-less. — Nikhil Saluja
- My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you. — Superman
- Dudeeee you just gave me a lady boner!! xD o.o I'm fucked up! XD — Patience
- Be thankful you're alive, have as much sex as possible. Because you will be a full on boner soon. — Jeremy Limn
- I got a boner. — Snooki
- It smells like vanilla in Aria. Instant boner. — Matthew Lush
- Taylor Gang or feel Santa Claus' boner when you sit on his lap as he warmly grins at you. — Taylor Gang
- Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner. — Nick Swardson
- I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after… — RJ Berger