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- That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever? — Adam Carolla
- Without a boner sex would be point-less. — Nikhil Saluja
- Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when… — C.D. Payne
- On True Blood -- I've never told anybody this -- but I was so nervous and then I was so drunk that… — Lizzy Caplan
- Life is like a boner, long and hard — Jensen Mowbray
- My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you. — Superman
- Dudeeee you just gave me a lady boner!! xD o.o I'm fucked up! XD — Patience
- Be thankful you're alive, have as much sex as possible. Because you will be a full on boner soon. — Jeremy Limn