Stupid Quotes
4236 quotes by 2576 authors
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If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so fed up with…
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these…
— J. J. Abrams
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One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised.
— Chinua Achebe
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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
— Jane Austen
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You have to protect it too, you can't let just any stupid person take it and do something demoralizing with it. At the same time,…
— Paul Auster
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I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid…
— Amy Adams
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All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that I didn't finish…
— Christian Bale
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I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to…
— Lucille Ball
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My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed:…
— Steve Ballmer
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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
— Edward Abbey
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Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.
— Honore de Balzac
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Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
— Honore de Balzac
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When I was a kid, I would do stupid things on my bike. I'd jump any ramp, I'd jump over people, I'd jump over things…
— Eric Bana
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I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed again. It's stupid…
— Antonio Banderas
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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
— Dave Barry
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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
— Dave Barry
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
— Marion Barry
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
— Scott Adams
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The best things in life are silly.
— Scott Adams
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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
— Scott Adams
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