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If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so fed up with… — Billie Joe Armstrong
When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these… — J. J. Abrams
One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. — Chinua Achebe
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen
You have to protect it too, you can't let just any stupid person take it and do something demoralizing with it. At the same time,… — Paul Auster
I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid… — Amy Adams
All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that I didn't finish… — Christian Bale
I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to… — Lucille Ball
My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed:… — Steve Ballmer
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love. — Honore de Balzac
Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society. — Honore de Balzac
When I was a kid, I would do stupid things on my bike. I'd jump any ramp, I'd jump over people, I'd jump over things… — Eric Bana
I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed again. It's stupid… — Antonio Banderas
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. — Dave Barry
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. — Dave Barry
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. — Marion Barry
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? — Scott Adams
The best things in life are silly. — Scott Adams
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. — Scott Adams

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