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My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now? — Nikhil Saluja
Here iS all y0u need to kn0w ab0ut men and women. Men are stupid and w0men are crazy.And da reas0n w0men are crazy iz cuz… — Melchor Lim
If you fucking around with a man knowing he got a woman at home you stupid as hell. I don't give a damn what excuse… — Alex Wilson
You and I go hard, at each other like we going to war You and I go rough, we keep throwing things and slammin' the… — Mars Mavis Paul John
When I came home in the rain, BROTHER asked why didnt u take an umbrella. SISTER advised why didnt u wait till rain stopped. FATHER… — Babloo
No who is the most intelligent and the most stupid in the world. because any clever it may be a stupid fool and every clever… — Gisel Rifmily
Some people a capable of running away from the truth by making you as if you are wrong and stupid — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its life believing that it… — Lee Jameson
Sometimes, I just wanna go back in time and punch myself for all the stupid things I have done — PrInCeSs_PeAcHeS
I hate when police stop me and say stupid things like you're speeding and there is a hand hanging out the trunk of your car. — Nikhil Saluja
Parents shouldn't tell their kids to dream big if they're stupid. Don't give them false hope. — Nikhil Saluja

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