Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

Men of genius are not quick judges of character. Deep thinking and high imagining blunt that trivial instinct by which you and I size people… — Max Beerbohm
It's never been an issue for me - I don't want to go on a diet, I don't want to eat a Caesar salad with… — Adele
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity. — Konrad Adenauer
Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb. — Dirk Benedict
You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these movies are all… — Halle Berry
Now, people when I say that look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend… — Joe Biden
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. — Ambrose Bierce
Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. — Ambrose Bierce
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. — Aeschylus
It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it! — Lewis Black
You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy. — Lewis Black
You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win. — Lewis Black
The fool who persists in his folly will become wise. — William Blake
You can go at the premiere it's at Disneyland. — Emily Blunt
Absolutely, it's a really weird stage because at the minute, I can walk down the street and be unrecognised, lead a normal life, but my… — James Blunt
I like very much to ride horses. I like soccer, I have had a passion for boxing since I was a child, although it would… — Andrea Bocelli
I don't like being called 'macho.' Macho basically means stupid and a real Italian man is not macho, he's smart. That's smart in both senses:… — Andrea Bocelli
In politics stupidity is not a handicap. — Napoleon Bonaparte
We're self obsessed and mad and stupid - not that other people can't be the same way - but the extremes are kind of honest… — Kenneth Branagh
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? — Christina Aguilera
Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the… — Barbara Boxer
It's not going to do any good to land on Mars if we're stupid. — Ray Bradbury
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. — Terry Bradshaw
And maybe I'm a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I've done. — Herb Brooks
Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart. — Mel Brooks

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