Stupid Quotes
4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors
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Life is too short to deal with stupid ,immature people , so why not ignore foolishness aside and show them who is better.
— VianeyPerez
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Life is too short to worry about every little stupid things. Have fun and fall in love. Regret nothing and dont let people drag you…
— Nghi Lam
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She was left alone with her thoughts and they slowly tared her apart. Ugly, Fat, Stupid, Annoying, Unwanted, Alone, Miggit
— Levita Charin
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Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.
— Albert Einstein
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In a relationship, there is always one girl and one guy who are happy together. But then, one stupid al*t comes and ruins everything.
— Udigwe Vinsnt
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My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now?
— Nikhil Saluja
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Here iS all y0u need to kn0w ab0ut men and women. Men are stupid and w0men are crazy.And da reas0n w0men are crazy iz cuz…
— Melchor Lim
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If you fucking around with a man knowing he got a woman at home you stupid as hell. I don't give a damn what excuse…
— Alex Wilson
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You and I go hard, at each other like we going to war You and I go rough, we keep throwing things and slammin' the…
— Mars Mavis Paul John
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When I came home in the rain, BROTHER asked why didnt u take an umbrella. SISTER advised why didnt u wait till rain stopped. FATHER…
— Babloo
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No who is the most intelligent and the most stupid in the world. because any clever it may be a stupid fool and every clever…
— Gisel Rifmily
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Some people a capable of running away from the truth by making you as if you are wrong and stupid
— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
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Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its life believing that it…
— Lee Jameson
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Sometimes, I just wanna go back in time and punch myself for all the stupid things I have done
— PrInCeSs_PeAcHeS
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I hate when police stop me and say stupid things like you're speeding and there is a hand hanging out the trunk of your car.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Parents shouldn't tell their kids to dream big if they're stupid. Don't give them false hope.
— Nikhil Saluja
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