"My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but……" — Nikhil Saluja
"My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now?"
More Girlfriend Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go… — Drew Barrymore
- Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. — Joseph Addison
- Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't… — Boris Becker
- I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love. — Henry Ward Beecher
- At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters… — Jacqueline Bisset
- I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. — Orlando Bloom
- When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted… — Orlando Bloom
- When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. — Elizabeth Bowen
- Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. — Leo Buscaglia
- My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17… — Kirk Cameron
- I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for… — Drew Carey