Penis Quotes

116 quotes by 74 authors

Women are from stars, men are from penis. — Vanna Bonta
I could never make up my mind to get married so my penis decided for me. — Signourney Weaver
I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle. — Dan Whitney
Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell. — Erica Jong
Poetry, the genre of purest beauty, was born of a truncated woman: her head severed from her body with a sword, a symbolic penis. — Andrea Dworkin
If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja
My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'. — Nikhil Saluja
My penis always ends up in the eye of the beholder. — Nikhil Saluja
In case you're wondering, last night I had a dream that my penis got chronically depressed and decided to commit suicide. — Nikhil Saluja
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks… — Kevin
I like to make chicks laugh so hard they accidentally put my penis into their mouth. — Nikhil Saluja
Girls go to Mars to get more candy bars, boys go to Venus to play with their penis. — Nikhil Saluja
My penis is an awkward leprechaun that had not gotten lucky nearly as much as it had gotten bored. — Andrea Gibson
I might go to heaven, I might go to hell But at least I know my cum doesn't smell And if I ever drafted Brandon… — Trace Adkins
THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!no woman will ever be truly happy,because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money! — Sarah Moores
Attention men! Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose! It will not get bigger if you lie! — Sarah Moores
Penis ^_^ — Ashley
Penis breath, a lover's dread is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be be grateful that he doesn't pee.… — Unkown
Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example now,… — SangFroid Stalker
Life is to short. So is your penis. — Camilia

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