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• Women are from stars, men are from penis. — Vanna Bonta
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• My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'. — Nikhil Saluja
• My penis always ends up in the eye of the beholder. — Nikhil Saluja
• In case you're wondering, last night I had a dream that my penis got chronically depressed and decided to commit suicide. — Nikhil Saluja
• A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from?… — Kevin
• I like to make chicks laugh so hard they accidentally put my penis into their mouth. — Nikhil Saluja
• Girls go to Mars to get more candy bars, boys go to Venus to play with their penis. — Nikhil Saluja

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