"My penis always ends up in the eye…" — Nikhil Saluja
"My penis always ends up in the eye of the beholder."
More Always Ends Quotes
- Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the… — Jack Handey
- Money always ends up making you blue. — J D Salinger
- When the truth is ugly, people try to keep it hidden, because they know if revealed, the damage it will… — Mary Alice
- No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants — Stephen King
- Whatever organisation we try to create, it always ends up looking like the Communist Party. — Viktor Chernomyrdin
- Youth is a religion from which one always ends up being converted. — Andre Malraux
- Every time somebody tries to go in and reinvent what we do, it always ends up being more about technology… — Diane Sawyer
- And it's exactly what's wrong with the radio. It's like...anything that tries to appeal to everybody always ends up sounding… — Joe Meno
- ... a war always ends. — Herman Wouk
- You can spend an entire day walking around in New York, whereas in L.A., it always ends at some point… — Carey Mulligan
- Every case involving cybercrime that I've been involved in, I've never found a master criminal sitting somewhere in Russia or… — Frank Abagnale
- The press always ends up being much nicer than I expect. A lot of times they say something snarky about… — Josh Schwartz