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- I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle.
- PENIS VAGINA I LIKE WIMINZ SPERMMMMMMM YUM YUM YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!
- Highschool is like a semi-erect penis. It's not THAT hard, but it can still fuck you and if you like it you're gay
- A penis has a hard life,its family is nuts,its best friend is a pussy, its neighbor is an ass hole and its owner beats him.
- My penis is hard so I fixed it
- I want Rons big black penis.
- Medically during an erection all the blood form the brain goes to the penis...so in conclusion males are stupid during an erection...they have no idea…
- I named my penis Cybertron. Because when he transforms, you are fucked.
- Just because I text // talk to you, doesn't mean I wanna insert my penis in your vaginal canal. Vagina isn't hard to get on…
- Life is like a penis, if it gets harder, just fuck it....
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