"At the bar: Man: what to hear a……" — Jessica
"At the bar: Man: what to hear a story about my penis? oh nevermind its too long. Women: hmm I was going to tell you a story about my vagina, but youd never get it."
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75 Quotes by Jessica
Jessica has 75 quotes on this site.
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My little sister is so adorable xD
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Don't compare yourself to anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself..
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A best friend is someone who supports you,like for who you are ,and someone who knows you well
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Truth is everyone is going to hurt you.... you just have to find the ones suffering for. love the life…
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I heard that you're settled down That you found a girl and you're married now. I heard that your dreams…
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Prom Picture. (:
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Do what you feel in your heart is right, for you will be criticized anyways. You'll be damned if you…
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True kindness is putting others ahead of yourself, forgiving and forgetting, and praying for your enemies.
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Everything's up in the air, and I don't know where all the pieces are going to land.
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Sometimes all a person needs is just a shoulder to lean on, someone to put their arms around them. A…
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You have to smile at life, in order for it to smile at you.
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Your significant other should be your bestfriend, your lover, your soulmate. Two complete people yet they interwine to become one.
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Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very…
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When a little more than a teenager, I was a piano-bar pianist in the land where I was born and…
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The American legal industry is a medieval guild in which the prosecutors, bar, and bench join hands to ensure that…
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I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working…
— John Boehner
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My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables.
— John Boehner
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The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
— Edward de Bono
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The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to…
— Brandon Boyd
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
— David Brenner
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I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar.
— Malin Akerman
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I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of…
— Jimmy Buffett
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
— Charles Bukowski
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Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar…
— Jason Aldean
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