Vagina Quotes
73 quotes by 56 authors
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Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours…
— Esther Vilar
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Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the vagina.
— Wiener_Drizzle
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks…
— Kevin
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Having a vagina doesn't Stop me from Believing that my Balls are bigger Then yours!!!
— Any
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I came out of a vagina, and your telling me that I'm beautiful? o.O
— Patience
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In the beginning, according to fossil remains, the Homo Sapiens (humans) have been productively copulating for a minimum of 150,000 years or so. It is…
— Johnny Luckett
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I have a swallow vagina it's like a storm trooper d!ck - We're The Millers
— Unkown
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I'm not calling you a slut or anything, but if your vagina had a password, it would be password.
— Bella
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Eating pumpkin cheesecake is like getting a blowjob from a vagina.
— Green Monk
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My penis wants to slam dance at your vagina concert.
— Green Monk
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Something like Rihanna while I'm up in that vagina.
— J. Cole
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There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
— Gloria Steinem
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There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.
— Florynce R Kennedy
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I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with my friends. I guess I'm not a party girl in…
— Kesha
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PENIS VAGINA I LIKE WIMINZ SPERMMMMMMM YUM YUM YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!
— BITCH ASSFACE
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Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
— South Park
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Every time I mention the vagina doctor, you get this little smirk on your face. What have you been up to?
— Ozzy Osbourne
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My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
— Nick Swardson
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Fuck hard on women vagina
— William Randolph
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
Who Wrote These Vagina Quotes
56 authors contributed a total of 73 Vagina Quotes, led by these top contributors: