Vagina Quotes

73 quotes by 56 authors

Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours… — Esther Vilar
Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the vagina. — Wiener_Drizzle
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks… — Kevin
Having a vagina doesn't Stop me from Believing that my Balls are bigger Then yours!!! — Any
I came out of a vagina, and your telling me that I'm beautiful? o.O — Patience
In the beginning, according to fossil remains, the Homo Sapiens (humans) have been productively copulating for a minimum of 150,000 years or so. It is… — Johnny Luckett
I have a swallow vagina it's like a storm trooper d!ck - We're The Millers — Unkown
I'm not calling you a slut or anything, but if your vagina had a password, it would be password. — Bella
Eating pumpkin cheesecake is like getting a blowjob from a vagina. — Green Monk
My penis wants to slam dance at your vagina concert. — Green Monk
Something like Rihanna while I'm up in that vagina. — J. Cole
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone. — Gloria Steinem
There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody. — Florynce R Kennedy
I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with my friends. I guess I'm not a party girl in… — Kesha
PENIS VAGINA I LIKE WIMINZ SPERMMMMMMM YUM YUM YUMMY IN MY TUMMY! — BITCH ASSFACE
Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces. — South Park
Every time I mention the vagina doctor, you get this little smirk on your face. What have you been up to? — Ozzy Osbourne
My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina. — Nick Swardson
Fuck hard on women vagina — William Randolph
Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk? — Knocked Up (The Movie)

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