Best Vagina Sayings
73 Vagina quotes by 46 unique authors
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Anything with a vagina be pregnant these days...either a lot a dudes have become blind wearing broken rubbers or standards legit just don't exist at…
— Kevin McCarty
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Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Bitch please, Your vagina is used more than google.
— Nikhil Saluja
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What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is, The opening of another Vagina
— Nikhil Saluja
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In the 19th century a man with 2 penises and woman with two vaginas were a living couple.
— Muniir Zero
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Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Ladies, that is unacceptable. Get naked, look in the mirror and say 'my vagina is beautiful' until you believe it. We must raise your pussy…
— Kingsley
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Your girlfriend's vagina? Smells like bumble bee tuna.
— Riff Raff
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Midnight snack? You mean vagina.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I was a minor, chasing after vagina. None of my friends were fake, but none of my clothes designer.
— Mac Miller
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Yeah, young sire, slap the fuck out Jon Cryer. Rough rider, raw bust inside a vagina.
— Mac Miller
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Im on a strict diet. Whiskey and Vagina.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I'm not saying you're a hoe, but if your vagina was a property on monopoly.. It'd be free parking.
— Ms Paradeez
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A vagina is a lot like a boxing match. When it all gets too bloody and messy, it's time to throw in the towel.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant.
— Amit Verma
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Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident. You just don't trip and fall into a Vagina.
— Pryncez_Nika
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But women, you get hornier as you get older. It's weird, you wanna do all your sex in between the ages of 30 and 50.…
— Unknown Author
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Sorry slut there is no clear history button for your vagina.
— Tyler Salyers
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Are you kidding me? The vagina is my third favorite hole.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Every time I see a vagina I can't help but say Hello Kitty.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Ladies : You should never change yourself for a guy other than waxing your vagina.
— Nikhil Saluja
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How long do I have to wait to go swimming after I eat vagina?
— Nikhil Saluja
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I murdered a vagina once. I still wake up in the middle of the night, sweating, seeing its bleeding face.
— Nikhil Saluja
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