"Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the……" — Amit Verma
"Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant."
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115 Quotes by Amit Verma
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