"I don't even have a clue as to……" — Gabriel Iglesias
"I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles...they don't have one that says 'oops.'"
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65 Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias has 65 quotes on this site.
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Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.
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You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what…
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You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work…
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I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic,…
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I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.
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I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'
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I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I…
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I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.
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Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.
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I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
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I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you…
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I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and…
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More Aisles Quotes
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one of 34 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
— Elayne Boosler
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And from the phlox and mignonette Rich attars drift on every hand; And when star-vestured twilight comes The pale moths…
— Clinton Scollard
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There is room in the halls of pleasure for a large and lordly train, but one by one we must…
— Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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The point is that petty, frustrating crap like this is exactly where the work of choosing comes in. Because the…
— David Foster Wallace
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Hell came right along with God, hand in hand. The stink of sulfur swirled in the air of the church,…
— Harry Crews
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There's a man in the world who is never turned down, whatever he chances to stray; he gets the glad…
— Walt Whitman
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By creating so many illusory images of physical perfection, whether on store aisles or storefronts ads, magazine covers or TV…
— Adora Svitak
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The hand that rounded Peter's dome, And groined the aisles of Christian Rome, Wrought in a sad sincerity; Himself from…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Hey, look at this guy Kenny G. with his thing, walking up and down the aisles of the concert hall…
— Jerome Richardson
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The ironic is a mere ancient whisper in this torqued narrative: its odd violence feels true. Today & Tomorrow crashes…
— Unknown Author
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These songs are old friends I have entertained myself with when I'm washing the dishes, driving to the store and…
— Al Jarreau
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I absolutely fell in love with David Cristofanos writing. THE GIRL SHE USED TO BE is that rare novel--its the…
— Unknown Author
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