"I got off the plane - I was……" — Gabriel Iglesias

"I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time."

— Gabriel Iglesias

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65 Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

Gabriel Iglesias has 65 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.
You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what…
You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work…
I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic,…
I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I…
I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.
Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.
I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you…
I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and…
I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave…

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