"You're about as useful as a one-legged man……" — Rowan Atkinson

More Arse Quotes

This quote is filed under Arse Quotes, one of 54 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• Is man a savage at heart, skinned o'er with fragile Manners? Or is savagery but a faint taint in the… — John Barth
• Even the most Bush-happy, flag suckling jack-arse knows deep-down inside that something is wrong. America is over and everyone knows… — Jello Biafra
• I've played hockey most my life and I've never been badly injured...Three weeks into curling I've got bone chips in… — Unknown Author
• There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach. — Unknown Author
• That is NOT the arse of a £7million player! — Eamon Dunphy
• Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned. — Benedict Cumberbatch
• You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once. — Noel Fielding
• I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. — Karl Pilkington
• I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse — Karl Pilkington
• I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these… — Ozzy Osbourne
• I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice! — Sharon Osbourne
• All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,… — Billy Connolly

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