"I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest.……" — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
"I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass."
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41 Quotes by Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Julia Louis-Dreyfus has 41 quotes on this site.
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I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I nor the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
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Keeping a sense of humor about life. My parents divorced when I was 8, and whenever I felt down, my…
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I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in hot water when it's warmed…
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I'm particularly fortunate to be in a position where I can bring my child to work and be able to…
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I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork.
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It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all of my women friends haven't…
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Making a movie is a long, dull process. There's a lot of waiting around.
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New York is nice, but I don't like it as much as I used to.
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The war and terrorism in the Middle East, the crisis of leadership in many of the oil-supply countries in the…
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The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging
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The fact of the matter is that everybody treats me pretty much as one of the boys, which I take…
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And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable
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More Ass Quotes
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one of 2,172 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'
— Pat Benatar
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I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the…
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.
— Richard Burton
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
— Kurt Cobain
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I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things.…
— Jennifer Aniston
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When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
— LL Cool J
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I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was…
— Kanye West
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The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
— Florynce Kennedy
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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
— John Wayne
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Life is never easy for those who dream.
— Robert James Waller
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We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It…
— Sam Houston
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I hope you're all Republicans.
— Ronald Reagan
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