Julia Louis-Dreyfus Quotes

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• I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I nor the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
• Keeping a sense of humor about life. My parents divorced when I was 8, and whenever I felt down, my mom would remind me that…
• I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in hot water when it's warmed by the sun.
• I'm particularly fortunate to be in a position where I can bring my child to work and be able to get good child care. Not…
• I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork.
• It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all of my women friends haven't figured it out -how the…
• Making a movie is a long, dull process. There's a lot of waiting around.
• New York is nice, but I don't like it as much as I used to.
• The war and terrorism in the Middle East, the crisis of leadership in many of the oil-supply countries in the developing world, the crisis of…
• The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging
• The fact of the matter is that everybody treats me pretty much as one of the boys, which I take as a great compliment
• And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable
• Everybody seems to know me. It's very strange
• Even my great grand-mother did impressions
• Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are all…
• Doing a half-hour TV show is a dream
• When I got pregnant my foot grew, but I was denying it. I've been denying it for three years
• I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair
• There is sexism -- I'm not denying its existence. But I'm saying that I will deny its effort against me. I just pay it no…
• I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

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