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Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.' — Pat Benatar
I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. — Richard Burton
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the… — Jennifer Aniston
When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best new artist this… — Kanye West
The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. — Florynce Kennedy
Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. — John Wayne
Life is never easy for those who dream. — Robert James Waller
We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It is vain to look for… — Sam Houston
I hope you're all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan
Free your mind and your ass will follow — George Clinton
The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss any one's ass. — William Blake
My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back. — Francis Picabia
In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise you only make so many asses laden with books. — Michel de Montaigne
At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass — Mark Twain
Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight. — Ronnie Coleman
Each workout is like a brick in a building, and every time you go in there and do a half-ass workout, you're not laying a… — Dorian Yates
Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without making a lot… — Bobby Jones

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