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Members of Congress are incredibly blessed and fortune to have the jobs that we have. Nobody makes us run. Every two years we offer for… — Trey Gowdy
You know, in the oath that brand-new citizens take, it contains six different references to 'the law.' If it's good enough for us to ask… — Trey Gowdy
If a president can change some laws, can he change ALL laws? Can he change election laws? Can he change discrimination laws? Are there any… — Trey Gowdy
What is our recourse, Mr. Speaker? What is our remedy? — Trey Gowdy
It's really beneath the office of a member of Congress to say something that outrageous. The fact that she was once the Speaker is mind-numbing,… — Trey Gowdy
I'm going to help the committee regardless of any position I have. I will volunteer to be a summer intern. — Trey Gowdy
Congress is supposed to provide oversight, the voters are supposed to provide oversight. And you [the media] were supposed to provide oversight. That's why you… — Trey Gowdy
I am not surprised that the President of the United States called this a phony scandal. I'm not surprised that Secretary Clinton asked, "What difference… — Trey Gowdy
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a… — Theodore Roosevelt
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet. — James Mattis
I'm a kind person, I'm kind to everyone, but if you are unkind to me, then kindness is not what you'll remember me for — Al Capone
With one linear centimeter of your lower colon there lives and works more bacteria (about 100 billion) that all humans who have ever been born.… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
The great tragedy is that they're removing art completely, not because they're putting more science in, but because they can't afford the art teachers or… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
After your first job, is anyone asking you what your GPA was? No, they don't care. They ask you: Are you a good leader? Do… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Does it mean, if you don't understand something, and the community of physicists don't understand it, that means God did it? Is that how you… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
I'm optimistic. I see no longer people accepting fuzzy thinking in the world. The change is not that people aren't still saying under-informed things. The… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don't let it. — Ernest Hemingway
Develop a built-in bullshit detector. — Ernest Hemingway
Vision creates faith and faith creates willpower. With faith there is no anxiety and no doubt - just absolute confidence in yourself. — Arnold Schwarzenegger
When men are oppressed, it's a tragedy. When women are oppressed, it's tradition. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin

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