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Ass Quotes by Stone Cold Steve Austin
- You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.
- And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!
- I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
- I'm not gonna get my ass kicked, Mankind ain't gonna get his ass kicked, so that leaves one person and that's you, Vince.
- One of these days, I'm going to look down at your grave and it's going to say, here lies Bret the Hitman Hart, the biggest…
- You can get your ass out of the ring while he announces my name, because my name is Steve Austin, and tonight for a very,…
- Austin 3:16 just Whooped your Ass!
- You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about…
- Ill give your candy ass one big can of whoop-ass!
- I'll put my roody-poo foot up his roody-poo ass! *About The Rock*
- You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass! (Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon)
- You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!
- I don't know where the hell you're going but you better give yourself to the lord, or someone, because your ass is mine!
- Hunter Hearst is always eating his little caviar I'm fixing to open a can of whoop-ass and see how he likes the taste of that!
More Ass Quotes
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- I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
- A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. — Richard Burton
- If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
- I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a… — Jennifer Aniston
- When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
- I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best… — Kanye West
- The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. — Florynce Kennedy
- Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. — John Wayne
- Life is never easy for those who dream. — Robert James Waller
- We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It is vain… — Sam Houston
- I hope you're all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan