Stone Cold Steve Austin Quotes

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• Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world
• That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.
• Sportsmanship...what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!
• You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.
• Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it
• Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!
• And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!
• ...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.
• If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart
• Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!
• Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!
• McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'
• You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.
• And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!
• Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!
• Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
• Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.
• I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
• And thats the bottom line cuz Stone Cold says so!
• Well, you ain't been screwed yet, Bret, because you ain't been screwed by Stone Cold Steve Austin.

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