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Ass Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Girls with no ass probably typed LMAO wayyyy too many times on Facebook.
- I just want to be rich enough to where I can wipe my ass with toilet paper.
- Leaving hairs on a toilet seat is like a little gift, from one ass to another.
- I'm like a magician, cause if a girl tells me she's pregnant, I'll make my own ass disappear.
- Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!
- Nothing makes my day better than a morning kiss....on my Wife's ass.
- I want to be a pharmacist. Just so I can yell Now take your suppositories and shove'em straight up your ass!
- Ladies, if a guy sticks his thumb in your ass durning doggystyle, don't get mad, we're just giving you a thumbs up.
- I laugh at my own jokes. I'm funny. Kiss my ass so what.
- Hot chicks with no ass are like BMW's with no wheels, fucking useless.
- Girls are like the bank, they'll loan you the pussy, just as long as your ass keeps making the monthly payment.
- No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone....you answer…
- Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home.
- The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass.
- I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
- I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow.
- You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot.
- With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all
- A Woman Never Say: Bar food again? Kick ass.
- A Woman Never Say: Honey come here! Watch me do a tequila shot off of Stephanie's bare ass!
- A smart ass : Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.
- Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here.
- Just because I walked away doesn't mean you won. It simply means your dumb ass wasn't worth another second of my time.
- Dear fat chicks in tight ass clothes, You look like a half opened can of biscuits.
- Rumors are a lot like buttcheeks because once you spread them, someone's ass is about to get hurt.
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- A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. — Richard Burton
- If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
- I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a… — Jennifer Aniston
- When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
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- The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. — Florynce Kennedy
- Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. — John Wayne
- Life is never easy for those who dream. — Robert James Waller
- We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It is vain… — Sam Houston
- I hope you're all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan