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- Text your woman right now out the blue and ask her does she ever think about killing you. If she says NO, she ain't the…
- Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence.
- Don't just be the woman that he thinks of while he's watching porn, be the woman he MAKES porn with.
- At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she couldn't answer as…
- Never underestimate a woman, unless you're talking about her age or weight.
- If you feel more capable than a woman, think of how much effort it takes you to get laid and remember a woman can have…
- Keep her laughing. Keep her smiling. Make your woman glow so her friends notice.
- A girl plays with your mind. A woman explores it.
- Wives are funny creatures. They don`t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
- A woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.
- I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.
- When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
- They say you can never win from a woman in an arguement, I say you can never win from a woman in an arguement.
- A woman can say more in a retweet, than a man can say in a tweet.
- The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself.
- LOVE, Man's grand delusion that one woman differs from another;
- Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
- AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again.
- A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob.
- MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so;
- A girl ties you down. The woman ties you up.
- WIFE, A woman who can be labelled intelligent when she sees through her husband -- she's understanding when she sees him through;
- WIFE, A woman who can spot a blond hair on her husband's coat from ten feet away but can never see a fire plug when…
- WIFE, A woman who, in the same breath, can complain she has nothing to wear, and is bemoaning she needs more closet space;
- WOMAN, LIBERATED, a female who has sex before marriage and a job after.
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