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- YOLO is by far the most ironic thing you can say on twitter
- Typing the word your on Twitter when you mean you are is very dangerous.
- I entered the twitter room, locked myself in and swallowed the key.
- Twitter should do something about the people who don't no how to spell.
- Sometimes you gotta take a break from Twitter and sit back and wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio was dreaming at the end of Inception or not
- Dear Twitter, sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind. Sincerely, everyone.
- Facebook is our past. Twitter is our present. Unemployment is our future.
- Inspirational tweet of the day: If you ever feel like you're about to do something you're going to regret later, do it.
- If opportunity had a twitter account, it's not going to be knocking on anyone's door anytime soon.
- On my phone google search box looks the same as twitter box. If you find me tweeting something like sleeping incest sex please just ignore…
- Twitter: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
- Just dreamed about checking Twitter.
- Sometimes you have to do whats best for you and your life, not whats best for everybody else.
- Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do.
- Twitter really is the funniest, most addictive, non-productive shit ever.
- Everyone has a life story. Mine will probably end with something like then he found twitter.
- If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends.
- Just found out there are websites other than twitter.
- I just asked Siri to give me directions to the nearest mental institute and it redirected me to Twitter.
- Here is a strategy; Follow someone, they follow you back, you unfollow them. -A douchebag with mental issues on Twitter.
- Before Twitter, people only had to write like 10 apology letters in rehab.
- When a girl puts her Myspace link on her Twitter profile, I automatically assume she's a cock sucking whore.
- You can't have a relationship without any fights. But you can make your relationship worth the fight.
- I notice everything, sometimes I just don't say anything.
- I have a simple taste.. I'm only satisfied with the best
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