Twitter Quotes

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Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program. — Margaret Atwood
If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after… — Roseanne Barr
Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
My office is on Twitter. I don't tweet myself - at least, not intentionally, but I probably should do. — Tony Blair
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. — William Blake
I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take. — Anthony Bourdain
When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that? — Christina Aguilera
Twitter is the Devil's playground. — Albert Brooks
Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
You get weird, funny requests on Twitter. With our fan club, I was seeing a lot of fans were having some issue with the way… — Luke Bryan
Twitter is great to connect with fans and be transparent. I enjoy that aspect about it. But really, I'm still trying to figure it out. — Kobe Bryant
A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. — Truman Capote
When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which… — Steve Carell
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. — George Carlin
I personally never got the gist of Facebook and Twitter. — Helena Bonham Carter

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