Twitter Quotes
- If twitter was highschool my penis would be the spam in every hot chicks inbox. — Nikhil Saluja
- Hey everybody on Twitter, I think we can cool it with all the jokes. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm sick and tired of twitter. See you in half n hour. — Nikhil Saluja
- Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* — Jugi Steady