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• I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick. — Adam Carolla
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• When the Strokes first started playing gigs, instead of getting into a costume for the shows, we talked about how… — Julian Casablancas
• I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks. — Cher
• I've always read broadly: literary fiction, sci-fi, fantasy, chick lit, historical, dystopian, nonfiction, memoir. I've even read Westerns. I prefer… — Sandra Cisneros
• Personally, I consider 'Titanic' the most brilliant example of successful counterprogramming; the film actually countered itself by embedding an epic… — Diablo Cody
• If you really dig a chick, you should talk to her, not steal her picture. — Michael Nesmith
• Soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'm a flirt. Winking eyes at me, when I roll… — R. Kelly
• Charity is in the heart of man, and righteousness in the path of men. Pity the man who has lost… — Mencius
• It is therefore proper to acknowledge that the first filaments of the chick preexist in the egg and have a… — Marcello Malpighi

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