Spam Quotes

47 quotes by 39 authors

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. — Johnny Carson
Two years from now, spam will be solved. — Bill Gates
Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army. — Nikita Khrushchev
The Senate voted 97-0 for an anti-spam bill to stop those annoying things you get on your computer. The senators made it very clear that… — Jay Leno
When a guest blogger can't even be bothered sharing their own post on their social networks; they're pretty much admitting 'I don't care about this… — George Stevens
What are Americans still buying? Big Macs,Campbell's soup,Hershey's chocolate and Spam--the four food groups of the apocalypse. — Frank Rich
Gold has no increasing value. And if you're really worried about, say, inflation rising, I would buy Spam. You know, you can eat Spam. You… — Nouriel Roubini
I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam.... If… — Richard Turner
Like most of my poems, 'Lie' has several sources: I read a very troubling book called The Sixth Extinction. I took note of the way… — Rae Armantrout
Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes… — Dick Morris
Google and Facebook, each in their own way, have revolutionized the delivery of advertising based on search and social networking, creating a sort of anti-Spam:… — Marcus Buckingham
This is like the telephone problem - no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of people who want… — Eric Allman
The difference between a stranger sending you a message that you might be interested in at a very low volume level, no repetition, just sending… — Bill Gates
There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would… — Chris Rock
I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza. — Art Donovan
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt… — Bill Gates
Deleting 200 spams a day is a drag. And I was checking my email constantly, rather than getting on with my real work, which is… — Tom Hodgkinson
Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam. — Scott Weiland
I remember eating in school in the years after the Second World War. Most of my friends had miserable portions of Spam with an inedible,… — Robert Winston
I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively. — Al Yankovic

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