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Twitter Quotes by Steven Wright
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
- I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
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