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• Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
• A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they… — Dave Attell
• If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
• I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog,… — Iain Banks
• I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave… — Roseanne Barr
• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams
• Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
• Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
• You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let… — Lewis Black
• Facebook are an amazing team, a brilliant team. It's a technology that brings people together. — Bono
• When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is… — Christina Aguilera
• All of the people who are using their BlackBerries or their iPhones, Facebook, all of the people who are sitting… — Tony Abbott

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