"I have an answering machine in my car.……" — Steven Wright
"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
More Answering Quotes
- The smallest flower is a thought, a life answering to some feature of the Great Whole, of whom they have… — Honore de Balzac
- I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call… — Drew Barrymore
- I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question. — Yogi Berra
- I think failure is nothing more than life's way of nudging you that you are off course. My attitude to… — Sara Blakely
- No rules exist, and examples are simply life-savers answering the appeals of rules making vain attempts to exist. — Andre Breton
- Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy. — Albert Camus
- God's way of answering the Christian's prayer for more patience, experience, hope and love often is to put him into… — Richard Cecil
- I remember being seven and asking my mom if I was as pretty as Monique [my best friend in grade… — Jennifer Aniston
- Beneath the surface of states and nations, ideas and language, lies the fate of individual human beings in need. Answering… — Kofi Annan
- Nothing will ever equal that moment of joyous excitement which filled my whole being when I felt myself flying away… — Unknown Author
- I began to realize that thinking itself is nothing but the process of asking and answering questions. — Tony Robbins
- Listen, my friend! Your helplessness is your best prayer. It calls from your heart to the heart of God with… — Ole Hallesby