Answering Machine Quotes
23 quotes by 22 authors
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No one is calling me. I can’t check the answering machine because I have been here all this time. If I go out, someone may…
— Lydia Davis
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The breakup of Bell laid the foundation for every important communications revolution since the 1980s onward. There was no way of knowing that thirty years…
— Tim Wu
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Fax me a fact and I'll telegram a hologram or telephone the son of man and tell him he is done. Leave a message on…
— Saul Williams
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Telephone message on his manager's answering machine shortly before dying of heroin overdose: I need help bad, man.
— Jimi Hendrix
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My favorite films, I would put my answering machine up to the television set and hit record. I'd tape my favorite movies and then I…
— Mark Mothersbaugh
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The void is ready to snatch you up like a Pac Man machine and Laskshmi is on vacation. You chant Sring - and you get…
— Frederick Lenz
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You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in which category has…
— Tom Robbins
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I don't even like hearing my own voice on an answering machine.
— China Chow
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It's great to just disappear, grab a suitcase, switch the answering machine on and just go somewhere else.
— Dido Armstrong
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I think about the automobile, I think about like, when I was a kid, you know, the invention of the answering machine, which I was…
— Ashton Kutcher
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I don't really have time to sit down and write. But when I think of a melody, I call up my answering machine and sing…
— Britney Spears
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I have a friend of mine who does me on his answering machine, and when I call him, I answer. It's pretty strange.
— Christopher Walken
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
— Steven Wright
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Everybody has a ‘gripping stranger’ in their lives, Andy, a stranger who unwittingly possesses a bizarre hold over you. Maybe it’s the kid in cut-offs…
— Douglas Coupland
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I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wait. Besides, I had paid…
— Jeff Lindsay
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Experiencing yourself out of context, divorced from your usual point of view, skews your perspective – it’s like hearing your voice on an answering machine.…
— Slash
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Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right…
— Andy Rooney
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You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to…
— Charlaine Harris
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Not saving you from this storm, mutant,†he said. “Saving you for your later fate, we are.†His voice was weirdly inflected and metallic, like…
— James Patterson
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The crucial legacy of the personal computer is that anyone can write code for it and give or sell that code to you - and…
— Jonathan Zittrain
Who Wrote These Answering Machine Quotes
22 authors contributed a total of 23 Answering Machine Quotes as follows: