Answering Machine Quotes

23 quotes by 22 authors

• No one is calling me. I can’t check the answering machine because I have been here all this time. If I go out, someone may… — Lydia Davis
• The breakup of Bell laid the foundation for every important communications revolution since the 1980s onward. There was no way of knowing that thirty years… — Tim Wu
• Fax me a fact and I'll telegram a hologram or telephone the son of man and tell him he is done. Leave a message on… — Saul Williams
• Telephone message on his manager's answering machine shortly before dying of heroin overdose: I need help bad, man. — Jimi Hendrix
• My favorite films, I would put my answering machine up to the television set and hit record. I'd tape my favorite movies and then I… — Mark Mothersbaugh
• The void is ready to snatch you up like a Pac Man machine and Laskshmi is on vacation. You chant Sring - and you get… — Frederick Lenz
• You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in which category has… — Tom Robbins
• I don't even like hearing my own voice on an answering machine. — China Chow
• It's great to just disappear, grab a suitcase, switch the answering machine on and just go somewhere else. — Dido Armstrong
• I think about the automobile, I think about like, when I was a kid, you know, the invention of the answering machine, which I was… — Ashton Kutcher
• I don't really have time to sit down and write. But when I think of a melody, I call up my answering machine and sing… — Britney Spears
• I have a friend of mine who does me on his answering machine, and when I call him, I answer. It's pretty strange. — Christopher Walken
• I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. — Steven Wright
• Everybody has a ‘gripping stranger’ in their lives, Andy, a stranger who unwittingly possesses a bizarre hold over you. Maybe it’s the kid in cut-offs… — Douglas Coupland
• I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wait. Besides, I had paid… — Jeff Lindsay
• Experiencing yourself out of context, divorced from your usual point of view, skews your perspective – it’s like hearing your voice on an answering machine.… — Slash
• Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right… — Andy Rooney
• You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to… — Charlaine Harris
• Not saving you from this storm, mutant,” he said. “Saving you for your later fate, we are.” His voice was weirdly inflected and metallic, like… — James Patterson
• The crucial legacy of the personal computer is that anyone can write code for it and give or sell that code to you - and… — Jonathan Zittrain

Who Wrote These Answering Machine Quotes

22 authors contributed a total of 23 Answering Machine Quotes as follows:

• 2 Answering Machine Quotes by Slash
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Beenie Man
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Lydia Davis
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Tim Wu
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Saul Williams
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Jimi Hendrix
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Mark Mothersbaugh
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Frederick Lenz
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Tom Robbins
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by China Chow
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Dido Armstrong
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Ashton Kutcher
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Britney Spears
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Christopher Walken
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Steven Wright
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Douglas Coupland
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Jeff Lindsay
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Andy Rooney
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Charlaine Harris
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by James Patterson
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Jonathan Zittrain
• 1 Answering Machine Quote by Ne-Yo