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• I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm… — Steven Wright
• No one is calling me. I can’t check the answering machine because I have been here all this time. If I go… — Lydia Davis
• The breakup of Bell laid the foundation for every important communications revolution since the 1980s onward. There was no way of knowing… — Tim Wu
• Fax me a fact and I'll telegram a hologram or telephone the son of man and tell him he is done. Leave… — Saul Williams
• Telephone message on his manager's answering machine shortly before dying of heroin overdose: I need help bad, man. — Jimi Hendrix
• My favorite films, I would put my answering machine up to the television set and hit record. I'd tape my favorite movies… — Mark Mothersbaugh
• The void is ready to snatch you up like a Pac Man machine and Laskshmi is on vacation. You chant Sring -… — Frederick Lenz
• You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in… — Tom Robbins

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