Twitter Quotes

2154 quotes by 580 authors

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. — Dan Castellaneta
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. — Frank A. Clark
I love Twitter! At first I made fun of it, because it is very narcissistic, and there's already so much narcissism flowing in this industry,… — Kelly Clarkson
If you're famous, I don't - for the life of me - I don't understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter. — George Clooney
Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into… — Diablo Cody
Twitter is my bar. I sit at the counter and listen to the conversations, starting others, feeling the atmosphere. — Paulo Coelho
Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. — Jean Anouilh
I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade. — George Carlin
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire. — George Carlin
Admiration is the daughter of ignorance. — Benjamin Franklin
I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the… — Diablo Cody
Friends, haters, it's Twitter poll time. What do you think most holds back justice and equality for women? All thoughts welcome! — Olivia Wilde
If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side? — George Carlin
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one — George Gobel
People who think I'm gay, some part of me thinks it's wonderful. Because I want to challenge people on their homophobia. I love seeing on… — Cory Booker
When you are following me on Twitter, you are literally following my life. I think that's pretty cool. — Justin Bieber
The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. — Tim O'Reilly
Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable. — Joseph Addison
With the advent of Twitter and Facebook and other social networking sites, genuine privacy can only be found by renting a private villa for a… — Robert Powell
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. — Jay McInerney

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