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Twitter Quotes by Andy Borowitz
- If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.
- Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to…
- Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
- Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
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