"If you are friends with the wrong people,……" — Andy Borowitz
"If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them"
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46 Quotes by Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitz has 46 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
- Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
- Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
- Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
- Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to…
- Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.
- It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
- The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something…
- Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was…
- Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in…
- Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.
- If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around…
More Autocorrects Quotes
This quote is filed under Autocorrects Quotes, one of 2 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
- On an iPhone yolo autocorrects to tool and I think thats beautiful. — Ramandeep Singh