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One Quotes by Andy Borowitz
- Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.
- Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
- The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
- I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
More One Quotes
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
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- Grief makes one hour ten. — William Shakespeare
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- A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one. — Aristotle
- We construct a narrative for ourselves, and that's the thread that we follow from one day to the next. People who disintegrate… — Paul Auster