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- Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
- Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.
- The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
- Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
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