"Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army……" — Andy Borowitz

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• You go to London, you see a TV set in every cell and the sign up that all the officers… — Joe Arpaio
• Military hardliners called me a 'security threat' for promoting peace in South Asia and for supporting a broad-based government in… — Benazir Bhutto
• Al Qaeda is almost all in Pakistan, and Pakistan has nuclear weapons. And yet for every dollar we're spending in… — Joe Biden
• I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is… — Bill Bryson
• Since the attack on the United States on September 11 2001, and the US retaliation in Afghanistan and Iraq, there… — James Buchan
• I mean Afghanistan is a very rugged, complicated country. — Barbara Bush
• The men and women of Afghanistan are building a nation that is free, and proud, and fighting terror - and… — George W. Bush
• I believe in the transformational power of liberty. I believe that the free Iraq is in this nation's interests. I… — George W. Bush
• The young patriots now returning from war in Iraq and Afghanistan and other deployments worldwide are joining the ranks of… — Steve Buyer
• I think we need to just be very clear about what we're trying to do in Afghanistan. Frankly, we're not… — David Cameron
• And the fact of the matter is there were thousands of people that went through those training camps in Afghanistan.… — Dick Cheney
• When an army unit returns from service in Iraq or Afghanistan, it barely gets a breather before it begins training… — Hillary Clinton

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