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- The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.
- As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.
- Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
- The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they…
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- If Republicans are aiming for the heart, for compassion, the last thing they should do is abandon the sanctity of life. Instead,… — Gary Bauer
- One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit. — Gary Bauer
- Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math! — Lewis Black
- Well, you have the public not wanting any new spending, you have the Republicans not wanting any new taxes, you have the… — Michael Bloomberg
- House and Senate Republicans are now united in adopting earmark bans. We hope President Obama will follow through on his support for… — John Boehner
- I think Republicans really need to be disciplined, to stay focused on sustained economic growth. — Jeb Bush
- The Republicans have put together serious detailed counter-proposals when we have objected to this administration's agenda. And so, I want to tell… — Eric Cantor
- Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more… — Drew Carey